Sunday, August 24, 2008

Dont be yourself, Be Kanye.

In a city where Terrorism is still a huge threat and hasn't been counted out people in NYC still walk around with their eyes Peeled. On Buses and on Trains you tend to see warnings and caution signs and even advertisements.

Ever since 9/11 the MTA has been under surveillance, with K-9 dogs and extra Police officers on foot inside the stations themselves. From signs that say that "If you see something say something" to Posters on the trains and buses telling you not to hold the doors or stand in the way of them, there is always something to read on the train. Oh and by the way, slow the fuck down before you bust your ass. Or for those who ignore me read this:

With So many damn people in the City, it's about time a poster worth reading was made:

There are always tips and suggestions on how to get where you're going faster, safer and more efficiently, but never how to be like KANYE WEST!

Instructions on how not to lean on the doors while the train is in motion, which are always ignored LOL. Talk about walking around with your eyes wide open, that's how I fell my gaze upon this HILARIOUS poster:

Yes ladies and gentlemen, there is an Ad on "How to Be KANYE FUCKING WEST". Never have I been more confused and amused at the same time. A city which is known for its different cultures and many different people, why not add the cooky advertisements on public transportation?

I have no idea what that has to do with anything, but I guess Kanye has a lot of connections when it comes to getting millions of people's attention. We always see ad's on beers and liquor or Schools, the Yankees, the Mets and even how to get to the Damn Airport by train...but this shit took the cake. If you're in New York, make sure to ride the damn train for a good fucking laugh. Enjoy.


JEGZ aka Black Casanova said...

Haha! YOu're not the only one Zak. A few months ago, as a took a vision break from one of the books i was reading at the time (i think it was "Bodega Dreams"...Willie Bodega lol, loved it), I saw this "Be like Kanye" poster, and i was so confused lol. I was gonna try the number to lol. Some funny shit right there lol. Kanye is the mother-efin man. Have you tried the number?

Mr Bru Cru said...

LOL na I havent tried it assclown...Did you ever call Dr Zizmore? I dont ever trust that shit on the train...LOL

But its hilarious though...and you spelled too wrong..LOL its too not to..LOL

AG. said...

The last time I was in the city, I saw this ad, and it caught me off guard. I knew it was some type of joke, but since it was on the A train, I figured that it was legit.

I'll say this much...Kanye West is a very smart man!