New Year. Same old Zak. Damn her for getting married but I think that makes me want her more. You know that ridiculous feeling you get when you want someone and they're taken? That indescribable sensation when you start plotting how you're gonna get that person to notice you. Or even that middle school crush feeling when you blush every time you make eye contact or when you stumble over every word as you try and put together a sentence. Mark my words Brian Austin Green...She's mine. (All of this was written with the utmost sarcasm).